I am running Windows in a VM.
Does that matter? It seems to for me.
On the Host, it is fine, but in the VM on VMWare, it hangs.
I tested getSystemCpuLoad() as a standalone Java program and it definitely hangs.

Maybe you should test it in a VMWare VM.
Are you there?

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